the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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