Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Randomize
