Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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