what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
