Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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