in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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