hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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