I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Randomize
