at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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