he shaved USA in his pubs
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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