Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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