sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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