I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
Randomize
