i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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