Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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