I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
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