Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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