We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
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