I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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