Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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