Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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