So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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