Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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