its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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