i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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