Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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