I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
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