Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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