The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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