IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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