I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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