Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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