I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
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