Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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