Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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