Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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