it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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