oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I just found puke in my bra..
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
the liver wants what the liver wants
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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