Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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