Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I will pee on everything he values.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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