This girl is more easily done than said...
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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