I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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