Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I love you.
Bad choice
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