I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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