The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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