He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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