"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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