Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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