I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
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