When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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