Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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