You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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