Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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