well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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