gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I just found a bag of teeth...
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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