just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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