Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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