On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I don't deserve a penis
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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