I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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