I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
