Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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